var mess = new Array('<p><em>"I first met Joan when I was trying to sort out cleaning and all sorts of small jobs at our house in Surrey.</em></p><p><em>Over the years she helped us with finding and managing reliable tradespeople from electricians to gardeners. We were always delighted with her service - as we travel a lot she arranged everything so that we did not have to be in for deliveries or trades. It was a bit like the shoemakers elves!</em></p><p><em>When we moved house she continued to support us and sorted out washing machines and all the small jobs that need doing in a new home even although the new house was outside her usual catchment.</em></p><p><em>I would recommend her to anyone, she is extraordinarily efficient and also great fun to deal with.</em><br /><strong>Karen Thomson</strong></p>','<p><em>"Over the past few years Joan has organised everything from regular house-cleaning to service for a barn-dance; from spring-cleaning to drain-clearing; from office work to Christmas cards (usually at short notice) - all with great attention to detail and sense of humour. An indispensable ally in times of stress!"</em><br /><strong>Jean Pimble</strong></p><p><em>I used Joan&#8216;s services for a few years while living in Fleet. She organised cleaners for the house; house sitting; organising deliveries and other miscellaneous services. Joan was always courteous and made every effort to help - always successfully. She organised my move from Fleet, dealing with rental agents, landlords and utility suppliers; she even sold some unwanted furniture and fittings for me.</em></p><p><em>"I have no hesitation in recommending PhoneJoan to anyone in need of these services."</em><br /><strong>Neil Thomson</strong></p>','<p><em>"I have been using the services provided by PhoneJoan for a couple of years now and can honestly say that my life has been made a whole lot easier as a result!</em></p><p><em>I am a single parent of two grown up kids living in a large family home and working full-time. I rarely have time to deal with all the personal tasks that are generated by our lifestyle, so being able to call PhoneJoan and ask for help from the professionals is a godsend.</em></p><p><em>Apart from utilising their brilliant (hotel-standard) cleaning services, PhoneJoan&#8216;s little black book of useful contacts has been essential in enabling me to save time and money on several occasions, particularly when we went through a major house move.</em></p><p><em>I take comfort in the knowledge that by picking up my phone I can get through to people who are willing to offer me friendly advice and assistance at the very times in my life when I need it the most and for the times when I&#8216;m being just a little bit too lazy to do something myself!"</em><br /><strong>Jan, Program/Project Specialist, Fleet</strong></p>','<p><em>"PhoneJoan has been supporting our busy family life for almost 4 years and has consistently offered an exceptional level of service. From the outset of our relationship, Joan spent considerable time building a good understanding of our needs. A core strength of Joan is her customer centric, professional & personable approach.</em></p><p><em>It has been a real pleasure in having the support of Joan and I would highly recommend the services that PhoneJoan offers."</em><br /><strong>Rachael Beeston</strong></p>');
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